The first month a school is flying by and I have learned a lot already. I love my students and am trying all kinds of new lessons with them. We are having fun and becoming masters of United States History. I have learned a few funny things along the way; I thought it would be fun to share.
10. Doing your school work entitles you to a car
9. Fighting on the 2nd day of school gets you 3 days of in-house
8. Teenagers only know four different types of dancing: Congo line, Macarena, Jumping, and Grinding
7. Even adults like treats from their boss on the first day of school
6. Naming your child a color is acceptable today
5. Walking through the hall yelling "Gay Pride" and "Bi-Pride" won't get you beat up
4. Having a fridge in my room is the best thing I ever did- why did it take me 7 years to figure this out?
3. Smoking Spice before school on school grounds is not a good idea
2. "No you may not call the colony of Virginia, "Va-jay-jay" as you label it on a map. That is not appropriate."
1. "Pocahontas and John Smith were friends and no matter what you say Mrs. Overall, they met in a tree!"
2 comments:
What...I don't know number 6??? You learned some really good things...now if the students would learn them ;o)
funny!!
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